Monday, May 28, 2007
THINGS I WANT TO DO.
Cycling; double bike with mei and crash into the tree again.
Scream my lungs out at East Coast. Been wanting to do this since 2 weeks ago.
Go to the airport and watch the planes and hunt down my dashing pilot that has nice shoulders, an amazing back and fantastic looking fingers. (Yes. I have a thing for those 3.)
Go to the zoo.
Go to ikea and pick out a new sofa set.
Find a time to go to all those faraway libraries to search for my much needed dose of Judith McNaught's romance. Definitely must find time to go. If the books are on loan, I'll camp outside the library till the book gets returned.
Purchase the
Za Dark Circles Gone ($23.90) and hope it works.
"After just one application, your eye rings will appear lighter." REALLY????? Seriously, who believes that? Why do they call it gone when it just appears lighter? Note to self: Waste of money, must think twice.
Anyway, I had a good laugh reading this.
Why is a wife like your telly set and a girlfriend like a handphone?
No money, sell TV. Have money, change handphone.
Sometimes you like watching TV. But mostly, it's more fun playing with your handphone.
73% of women like how men smell naturally. (I can hear the male population going, "Take that, world! We've got a reason to shower less!")
Dudes, don't worry if girls keep staring at your feet. Only 19% of them believe it's an accurate measure of your manhood. (I don't.)
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